Adult Toy Story: Forkme! 2" Extra Hard Enamel Pin!
Adult Toy Story: Forkme! 2" Extra Hard Enamel Pin!
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Adult Toy Story: Forkme! 2" Extra Hard Enamel Pin!

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Woody: "Everyone! I want you to meet Forkme, the phallic Forky!" 
Rex: "Look how long that *%#$ is!"

The D & Dixar far from proudly present a terrible pin by Special Ed Toys, "Adult Toy Story: Forkme"! Now when you listen to, "You've got a friend in me!" you'll wonder if this is who he was actually singing about! So grab this 2" Extra Hard Enamel Pin right now and remember..."When the road looks rough ahead 
And you're miles and miles from your nice warm bed 
You just remember what your old pal said 
Boy, you've got a friend IN me 
Yeah, you've got a friend IN me!" literally!

QUALITY SOLD SEPARATELY 
*Made in the unhappiest place on Earth in Los Angeles, California 
*You got a friend in me...literally 
*This is a poorly made vibration-less pin 
*It is not suitable for anyone of any age 
*And for fucks sake do not stick it in any of your holes...